Dandelion list

The 4 things I will never do again:

1. I will never resent someone so much as to cause grief or pain.

2. I will never complain.

3. I will never hold a grudge.

4. I will never meddle in others' affairs.

Pipp the Mystic Dragon.

Pipp, the mystical dragon, flew far from her home.

She flew with her companion, Po, the phoenix.

He was more of a peacock, flamboyant and arrogant. Flashy and bold.

They went to an island to explore its secrets.

Pipp wanted Po to stay over at a cave one night to keep her company.

Po stayed at a distance. Pipp wanted a bedtime story. Po spread his wings of color and showed off.

Pipp flew far and wide. Po flew high and low. Together, they traversed the island.

Together, they had an adventure.

Their adventure was fulfilling until Po stuck his head in the clouds, unable to see what is ahead. Pipp told him to stop, but he did not listen. He would not listen to Pipp.

Po did as he pleased and crashed into a mountain. Enraged, Po showed flames in his eyes.

Po blamed Pipp for his troubles because she was a dear friend. He blamed her. He didn’t want to see Pipp.

Pipp kept her distance. Po grew furious until he was engulfed in flames.

Reborn anew. Pipp watched and watched. She saw her friend engulfed into something anew. She never knew about his anger, his pride or his hatred. She saw him crash and then burn.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

So, how did we do? How many of these did we get right? Tell us in the comments!

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